However, because I'm interested in the way and the speed at which people generate humour, you're invited to leave your jokes here. I have no comment to make about quality.
I was sent the first at 8 a.m. BST, from Zoot Horn:
Jackson's last words: 'Treat me in the children's ward'.
The second and third came an hour or so later:
What do Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson have in common? Neither will be playing Gig(g)s this August.
And finally from my sister:
Police have drawn up some suspects. They're not sure who to blame it on. Will it be the sunshine?, the moonlight?, the good times? or their number one suspect, ....the boogie